I enjoyed chirstmas more when I was kid. Who didn't? I used to get loads of toys and shit, and then my Nan used to knit me these aweful jumpers, and those mittins on string that the bullies used to pull so you hit your self in the face. And when I was really young we didn't have a video recorder so I used to look forward to watching the wizard of oz because that was on every year, but then my Nan would make me watch the Queens speech, that was boring.

I used to love how I got to stop up the night before after Nine, and put out a mince pie and a glass of cherry for santa. It was always more exciting when you beleaved in Santa, even though I was worried about my best friend who lived in a council flat, we was always told Santa came down the cinmy and she didn't have one. My mum told me Santa had a key that could get into any house.

Now I pretty much only get christmas day off and thats it. Christmas day is hard work and there always seems to be a family fight and I found out that Santa isn't really. That was last night so damn Christmas will be sad this year. On the plus side the Doctor Who christmas speacel is on. Woot

You And One Other
Pairing: girl!Gareth Lawerence/girl!Jay James/Padge
Rating: NC-17
POV: girl!Jay James
Prompt: 24: Dildos
Warnings: Het, femmeslash, BDSM, pegging
Notes: I blame asphyxiatide for the girl!Jay. Most of this is based on a dream I had.
Part 1
( Part 2 )

A bullet point post, cause I'm lazy.

General stuff:
*Watched Golden Compass. It was ok, seems... unfinished. Which is understandable really
*Perfect Creature=eh
*I fail today. I've missplaced a fiver and a bill
*Merlin and Arthur look hot sick. And Merlin's stupid. And Morgana's obviously gonna be the main baddie of series 3 with her sister (who obviously wants her)
*Mum's well sick now. Sigh
*Claire's stuff is sent
*mikeyface is awesome
*Yay for nice girl at nan's, who I talked at
*Dragon Age intrigues me

Spirit Tracks stuff:
*Linebeck's back and still looking like a perv
*Dolphins are cute
*Water bunnies must be magic
*Link thinks he's Indiana Jones
*Another water boss with tentacles
*Yay! Gorons!
*Gorin/Anouki cultural exchange is adorable
*As is the baby Goron thinking a random man is Zelda
*I can't draw straight lines
*Or take notes right
*Damn annoying mini dungeon maze thing
*Yay! Link's in his engineer clothes again
*No Zora:(
*Stavan is kinda hot

I'm gonna try fic before going on it again. Should be easy enough. Also gonna send out those snowflake cookiees now that LJ's notifications are back. Dunno when yet.

And gonna post this cause I got tagged. never_coming_bk

You write down five things you want for Christmas and tag five people on your f-list. These people don't have to be the ones who buy you what you want, it's just to spread around the present love. Remember to post your address under a cut and friend lock the entry so that your info stays safe and protected.

I tag:
Whoever wants to

Stuie's WISHLIST

1: Jay James. Or any of Bullet. Or Welsh men in general
2: Shiny things! I'm like a magpie
3: A unicorn
4: Fanart/manips
5: Fic. Anything with Jay/Bullet/Ilan/The Blackout/Ian/Bob/The Used/Fightstar/Madina/Homoemo boys/BMTH/Jimmy/Link/Adam/UA (bonus points for gore, watersports, BDSM, scat, nullification, tentacles)

Of to go through f-lis, then fic.

No I wouldn't want to be frozen. For one I might be brought back hundreds of years later where socity as totally changed, I mean look at socity a hundred years ago and I knew that seems a long time ago but in the time line of humans it's a pretty sort time. Only in the 1970s it was still exceptible to have racist, homophobic and sexist comerdys on tv. And people from my grand ma generation still call asian people and aferican's darkys. My grandma once told me how it was the shock of the town because one of her friends dated a "Black". You proberly wondering where I'm going with this, well today most people don't blink a eye at inter racial relationships, or people saying there gay. Weastern socity as totally changed so imagain how much it would have changed in another hundread years, would you really fit in.

Then of course there's the beleave that you're soul leaves your body. I don't know if I beleave this or not but imagain coming back with no soul. Of course I don't know what a soul does but I like to beleave it tells us whats right and wrong, even most children from a very early age know the basics of right and wrong.

Would we come back not us at all, rather like some zombie with no feelings. I don't want to take this into the sci-fi relm but really could it happen? Either way I wouldn't want to risk it.

it hurts to know you've hit rock bottom. the sun shines while you pick your pieces up and put them together in agony as they are unable to fit as they used to.

Lestat all the way. He would probely tell me to bite people face's off, and even though I'm tempted it would be very productive.

So today's been a good day. I was gonna do the second part of last night's fic, but my life has been taken over by what came in the mail today.

Spirit Tracks turned up! Yay! And it is awesome! I've been playing it since Gilmore Girls finished so I've done the first two dungeons.

Things:
*Link looks so cute as in his engineers outfit. And cute sleeping
*So this Hyrule is technically New Hyrule (or Hyrule version 3/4/75000)
*New recruits in the Hyrule guard have outfits just like Link
*For the first time there's someone who knows two seperate Link's and comments on the similarity
*I love tooting the horn
*The cow/pig things are so stupid
*BUNNIES! Black ones and white ones at least! Awww!
*Rabbit Haven=< 3
*Cole's obviously evil
*Leaving people to go save the day is a 'family tradition' of the Hyrule royal family
*Zelda as a phantom is amusing, especially when scared by rats
*Why don't people stop naming princesses Zelda? They always get kidnapped/imprisoned/possed/put in comas/turned to stone
*Pan pipes are tricky
*The Anouki are back and as cute as ever
*I wanna write a fic where some white wolfos ambush Link and do things to him. I might..
*The Blizzard temple boss is Twinrova mark 2 (and hard)
*Looking forward to the next part, in the ocean. Hope there's Zora

Oddly mum's expressed an interest going on it.

That's all really. I'm such a geek, but it's awesome. Gonna try and finish You And One Other and These Photographs so I can go onto Xmas fics next week. And gotta readd Death Troopers and watch Ilan's dvd.

So I made a post a while back about how a lot of communitys in certain fandoms have become a little to strict. And there seem's to be a declain in fic because people are getting scared to post so may I present...


Feel free to join and post.

You And One Other
Pairing: girl!Jay James/Matt Tuck/Padge
Rating: NC-17
POV: girl!Jay James
Prompt: 24: Dildos
Warnings: Het, BDSM, penis pants
Notes: I blame asphyxiatide for the girl!Jay. Most of this is based on a dream I had. There's gonna be a part 2 at some point, with the femmeslash. This woulda been posted yesterday but due to LJ's issues I held it off.
( Part 1 )

See, that right there is why I love Jay. How adorable is he?

I wonder where Padge is. Probably passed out in a gutter somewhere. Or tied to a bed. Either is likely.

Anyway, I wasn't meant to post before fic (LJ's being annoying with not sending e-mails again) but that vid... I just had to!

Catherine Tate was on The Graham Norton Show. I bet her and 50 Cent get it on. They were flirting like woah.

In other news, Game's website sucks, as does customer service. Bah.

Also, E4 had an amusing fuck up this morning. Fail for playing the start of a show after the break instead of playing the end.

Now, gonna try and finish fic before sleep takes me.

Tomorrow, getting Kerrang, watching Ilan's dvd and reading Death Troopers.

Edit: With everything fucking around, I'm gonna wait to post fic till tomorrow.

what happened to chivalry? where are all the gentlemen who open doors for women and stand to give them a pretty lady a seat? what happened to times where people actually paid attention to anyone other than themselves?

it makes me sad when i see how selfish some people are especially to older people who have been alive long before the thought of their conception. people are pretty pathetic

Merlin was good. Morgana's developing balls, which is odd since she's a chick. Merlin and Arthur, fuck already.

Sunday we went to the Christmas thing at the home. It was ok. I went on Guitar Hero On Tour and the first song I played was All The Small Things! Now it's stuck in my head. Damnit.

After that, finished the extra Resident Evil chapters (where the fuck is the minigame?) and watched Life. Sea animals are so clever and perdy.

Today was ok. The man came to do the kitchen floor so that's sorted.

Later went to dentist, which was eh. It took about 45 minutes just to get in! Bah. So I took their Reader's Digest. Woo free Doctor! Oddly, I can talk sooner then I could last time. Stupid girl put Dec on the card instead of Jan. Div. after that, I went to get some shopping. Yay for Pepsi and the Madagascar Christmas thing and... stuff.

Christmas fic post is 'full' but I'll except two more additions for later comers. I'll finish the fic I'm on now, then These Photographs and then start on them.

Well, after being on Zelda which should come soon.

Speaking of fic, anyone wanna do some for me? Peas?

Onto eating cheap sushi, then ficcing and tv.

Sleep=fail and sucky. I didn't mean to sleep, yet I did. Damn thing.

Christmas fic post. The next 7 people to comment here with two/three fic ideas will get one for Christmas. It must have a least a pairing, with an idea/kink preferable.

Today's been ok. The New Regime album arrived (woo!) and we got a new digibox/dvd player. Also got new unihorn.

The Doctor Who 3D thing was on today. It was ok, coulda been better. The aliens were cute.

Also, Tesco online is annoying.

Managed to finish the basic game of Resident Evil. The last boss is suspiciously easy. Gonna do the two unlocked ones later.

Picture post time!

( Ewww me )

Soon, I'll get more Pepsi and the Clone Wars comic. Then there's Merlin and possibly ficcage. At somepoint around 9ish, I'll do a Christmas fic request post. Be sure to get a comment in.

A weekend away from the city
Darn lucky to escape
Spent the afternoon under the sun in the swing chair reading and taking a dip in the pool
I miss this

RE: WHITE COLLAR.

WHAT. WHAAAT. WHAT IS THIS SHIT. THIS IS NOT COOL. NO. NOOOOO. YOU CAN'T DO THAT. WHAT. NOOOOO.

First off, something amusing from a few days back.

Mum (upon noticing my Umbrella Corporation sweatband thing): 'Is that Umbrella Academy?'

She amuses me sometimes.

Last night on QI, which always gives random knowledge. Like why do giraffes having long necks? For seeing far? For eating leaves? Nope. For fighting.

Sex dreams with girl!Jay are hot.

This morning I finished the Game Of Oblivion part of Resident Evil. Sveral things:
*Poor Steve, but he looks oddly hot mutated and very nommy naked
*Poor Alfred. The Alexia in his head appreciated him much more then his actual sister
*Alexia looks oddly attractive after her first mutation
*How many times is the mansion hall in the games? Seriously, the Umbrella Corporation need new design people.
*Hi twins dad, who looks suspiciously like Obi-Wan in Episode 3

We went to Birmingham today. On the trip I read more of Death Troopers, which is still awesome despite no zombies showing up yet.

The trip was win mostly, with some fail. The worst faily thing was there's no AP soooo, could any nice, kind, lovely person get it me? Pleaseeeeee. Next faily thing was the Tesco hadn't got mum's main pressie, so we gotta order online. And last, Argos had shit Battle Packs. Bah.

Good things, I got Guitar Hero On Tour (and mum got the decades one), I got four of those Trek dvd/magazine things cheap (yay for one having Lwaxanna in it!), I got Rock Sound, I got a Zelda gacha ball (Link ftw!), the Clone Wars novel, Halloween tinsel, a Doctor Who book, a cheap Men Behaving Badly dvd and a Star Wars activity book. I also grabbed a Light plushie from borders, which mum got. Yay!

Most money's gone/going on mum stuff.

We had Mcdonalds, Krispy Kreme donuts and went on that dumb Birmingham wheel thingy.

Tomorrow I gotta go pick up the new digibox/dvd player for downstairs. Ugh.

Tired now. Tiredness sucks.

Posted fic last night, go read. Tomorrow, making Christmas fic post so be ready to comment..